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Emergency
member
meeting requested
Scatman shoots 69 again; may
face Prick disqualification
An emergency meeting of the GolfPrick
membership committee has been requested by more than one member after
Scatman shoots 69 again, this time in  a
GolfPrick competition.
"It's one thing to do it in a club
competition," said a GolfPrick member who asked to remain anonymous,
"but when he does it to two of our own, it's gone to another level.
We just can't stand for much more of this kind of behavior. It's
ludicrulous."
In an unusual hastily-called Friday morning
match with Digger and Eazy, who each shot 75 and lost money, Scatman
shot another under-par round to take cash from both unsuspecting
partners. A third potential victim, Ralph Squirrels, sensed
something was indeed amiss and bailed before falling victim.
"We have to get the chairman involved
immediately and some kind of penalty or sanction needs to be imposed on
this wolf in sheeps' clothing, maybe even dismembering this guy,"
another anonymous member stated. "We can't stand for anymore of
this hocus pocus. The indignity of this organization is at stake
here and we're being victimized and taken advantage of. The
leadership has to do something about this."
Big Boy was out of town and could not be
reached for comment.
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