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We can teach you a lesson. We'll even give you golf
lessons. We know all about golf balls, golf clubs, golf bags, and golf
apparel. And our on-staff surgeon/gynecologist can and will even perform surgeries and do thorough pelvic examinations
when necessary. On female patients only, that is. He will also deliver
candy to needy children, when time and opportunity permits. Female
children, that is, and their mothers. And the great humanitarian
that he is, he has also been known to insult and berate children with special
needs and disabilities.
Bowling tournaments, poker tournaments, pool tournaments,
drinking tournaments. We have a staff of instructors who are experts
in all of these and will provide expert training for a reasonable fee or trade
of goods and services.
Night clubs, strip clubs, dance clubs, drinking clubs,
gambling clubs, bars, casinos, dog tracks and hotel lounges, the GolfPricks have
been known to frequent them all on a very regular basis. They also have
considerable expertise in a variety of related activities including harassing
strippers and waitresses, and donating to table, lap, and pole dancers.
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