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BogeyPro
Zero Distance
Golf Balls |
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BogeyPro No
Control
Golf Balls |
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BogeyPro Poor
Spin
Golf Balls |
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BogeyPro Axis Of
Evil Goofballs |
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BogeyPro Gay
Goofballs |
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BogeyPro Miracle
Goofballs |
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Take your favorite dick-tator for a drive!
The newest balls to "Explode on the market" each ball in this "Evil" 3-ball sleeve contains a picture of a well known Bad Boy. Please, feel free to “Blast them out of the sand", or club up and hit "Missiles into the green”. Unofficial ball of NATO. |
Cannot Be Hit Straight!
Frolic the course while hitting “Absolutely Fabulous Shots”. Voted hardest balls on tour at the Elton John Shootout, Gay Balls have been sprinkled with “Magical Fairy Dust”, so,... have some fun and give them a good poke. Caution: Gay balls may present a choking hazard. |
All the Buzz at the Vatican!
Blessed are the Beer Cart Girls.
Players using the Miracle Balls can expect, “Phenomenal Distance, Miraculous
Bounces, and Deliverance from Sand Traps”. Care Instructions: Wash balls till
Immaculate!
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Trophy
Award
Goofballs |
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BogeyPro
Ex-Wife
Goofballs |
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BogeyPro Golf
Sucks
Goofballs |
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Always a hit a golf gatherings.
We've taken 6 of our BogeyPro Golf Balls and enshrined them in crystal-clear cubes. Each with a different "achievement":
- Loudest Profanity
- Coldest Putter
- Most Balls Lost
- Longest Club Toss
- Creative Scoring
- Shortest Drive
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Better Than A Restraining Order
Cause you used to love her,.... but it's all over now. Our patented form of “Swing Therapy” allows you to Tee up an Ex and happily swing away. After all. These are the only balls you still own, and they're recommended by Divorce Attorneys worldwide. Also available in Double XX and Triple XXX. |
Great tournament gift! Think about it, do you players really
need any more ball mark repair tools? This handy zippered case holds a care
package for a long day on the course. |
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Golf Lesson
T-Shirt
How to Break Your Club |
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Golf Lesson
T-Shirt
How to
Throw Your Bag |
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Golf Lesson
T-Shirt
How to
Use Your Footwedge |
The classic mark of frustration.
It's really not
that hard to do properly - if you follow our instructions. Color is Sand and is
available in L, XL and XXL. |
Take club throwing one step further
Everyone knows a golfer who sometimes "loses it"
on the course. We spell out the finer points of the Bag Toss on this shirt.
Color is Light Blue and is available in L, XL and XXL. |
Ahhh, the ever-popular "Footwedge".
We understand that
sometimes you need a better lie and we've broken down the finer points on this
shirt. Color is Serene Green and is available in L, XL and XXL. |
