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The GolfPricks are a group of elder golfers, all
forty-something, fifty-something, sixty-or-seventy something, in Nashville,
Tennessee who play golf together, gamble together, drink together, cuss
together, bitch together and laugh together. We play at a club
just outside of Nashville affectionately referred to as TempleGusta,
TempleNoustie, The Goat Ranch, and various other terms of endearment.
We sometimes even take weekly or weekend trips to play elsewhere and
inflict our code of brash behavior on other courses and other golfers.
While respectful of other golfers (outside our foursomes, of course) we are rude, crude, inconsiderate, insensitive, irreverent, outrageous,
outlandish and loud.
We have handicaps ranging from 2 to 22, and sometimes
that's for just one of us over a 12-month period, depending on the time
of year.
Some of us have loving and understanding wives, some
of us just have wives, and some of us are always on the verge of not
having either. Needless to say, bless their hearts, all of them are golf widows.
The purpose of this site is to chronicle some of the
episodes and experiences in GolfPrick history and to
evoke laughter, invoke sympathy, and provoke anger, bitterness, and
retaliation. But it's all in good fun. So, if you're
insulted or outraged by any articles, photos, or postings here, that's just too
damn bad.
Check your freaking feelings at the door.
Welcome to GolfPrickdom!!!
Annual memberships to the GolfPricks are available for
an initiation fee of $1000 per week, only $52,000 per year, payable in advance. The only requirements for
membership are the ability to pay $52,000 in advance plus a gambling
surcharge and handling fee of $200 per week, payable on each Tuesday,
Wednesday, or Thursday and Saturday of each week.
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