Frontrunner emerges for "Dickhead Award"
2nd annual GolfPrick 'Dickhead Of The Year" soon to be named

Recent clubhouse GolfPrick conversation indicates that a leading candidate for the second annual Dickhead of the Year award has surfaced.  Sources close to the selection committee have revealed that 2009 may produce a back-to-back winner.

The Bennett, aka The Bidet, as well as a--hole, d--knose, f--kwad, s--thead, t-rdhead, sandbagging c---s----r, and other terms of endearment too numerous and vulgar to mention, seems to have taken the lead in the voting due to his unprovoked attack on one of the lowest-handicap, quietest and most well-mannered GolfPricks (few of which exist).

After an extremely rare less-than-stellar recent round by the diminutive, long-hitting, Paulie, in which he was unfortunately partnered with the Bennett,  the loud-mouthed, 22-handicap sandbagger exclaimed, "How can somebody who hits it so far play such shitty golf"

"That pretty much sealed the deal," said one of voting committee members, whose identities remain secret in order to prevent any possible underhanded corrupt influencing of the voting through bribery or fear of retribution.  "It was almost a foregone conclusion that this Prick would win again anyway but we were trying to at least hold out 'til the end of the year.  But blackguarding Paulie without provocation certainly puts this guy at the top of the list, once again."

Another indication of the Bidet's worthiness for this selection was, while away on a business trip, he began receiving calls inquiring about the asking price for his home in the Temple Hills subdivision.  Puzzled by the sudden interest in his p.o.s. real estate, the Bennett returned home to find a professional "FOR SALE BY NEIGHBOR" real estate sign in his front yard.  This incident certainly reflects that the Bidet's dickheadedness extends far beyond this group of GolfPricks.

New GolfPricks don't know what they're in for

Some unsuspecting golfers have risked their reputations as well as their golf games by joining the GolfPricks.  Already, they have been victimized, criticized, belittled, bogeyfied, and even Bennettized.

Stan the Scatman, Coach Denny, and Puff Daddy, aka Magpie, have all taken the plunge much to the delight of the vulturous money-grubbers.  Poor Puff Daddy even had to be hospitalized with heart problems after his third round with the group.

Welcome, suckers.

Squirrels gets new look

Ralph Squirrels has undergone some digital makeover  surgery to make his appearance more in line with his name.  Unfortunately, the new look has not improved his golf game or his temperment. The "evil" Ralph is still the dominant one of his multiple personalities.  It is also unfortunate that the evil incarnation has recently afflicted KA, who has joined Squirrels on the weekly suicide watch.