Bennett gets first annual "Dickhead Award"
Honor bestowed on biggest GolfPrick 'Dickhead Of The Year"

Saturday's gathering of the crazy and insane GolfPricks who braved the sub-freezing temperatures in perhaps a final attempt of the year to inflate their handicaps marked the establishment of a new annual GolfPrick tradition - the bestowing of the Dickhead of the Year award for consistent outstanding obnoxious achievement during the year.

The inaugural commendation went to the most consistently obnoxious GolfPrick of all, The Bennett, aka The Bidet, as well as a--hole, d--knose, f--kwad, s--thead, t-rdhead, sandbagging c---s----r, and other terms of endearment too numerous and vulgar to mention.

"There was absolutely no doubt from the get-go who this award was going to," said Eazy, who procured the custom-made trophy at a yard-sale, proposed the idea during the two-hour frost delay and subsequently made the presentation.

In attendance at the ceremony in addition to the winner and the presenter were TP, Big Boy, Super K, Degro, Haydee, and Paulie.  Voting by proxy were Budreaux, Little Boy, Rusty, Kardo, and Ralph Squirrels.  The vote was, needless to say, unanimous with The Bennett voting for himself, of course, along with guest photographer, Jim Cothron.  The membership is also already considering a proposal to go ahead and extend the term of the award to the next five years since no one could possibly rival the "dickhead" prowess of the new winner.

The Bennett has a number of accomplishments "under his belt" this year, including the sandbagging 10th Flight club championship and the recent proclamation that he had actually experienced a wet dream about having oral sex with himself, which he adeptly demonstrated with his new appropriately-designed "Dickhead" trophy putter.

"The dream was definitely the decisive and determining factor in the awarding of this trophy," Eazy said.  "Who could top that and, frankly, who else but The Bennett would admit it to all his friends."

Congratulations to The Bennett, and Merry Christmas.